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Faff

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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 January 1991 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 276
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

#21001182
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52060) - you deserved it (5160)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
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I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (36927)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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