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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML


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