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Today, water turned to wine . That is, mah brother put wine in mah hamster's water bottle . Very bad idea . FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

yesterday I was about to take a crap wen te smoke alarm went off . I ran out of te batroom and tried to run downstairs . I tripped and sit on myself . Te alarm ad gone off cause my kid put my wallet in te toaster . FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

yesterday mah boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There r still 5 weeks till looool Christmas. mega FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace 4 mah sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion , so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be percieved as bieng related until the cashier began to giggle. FML


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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

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