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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML


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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 5:40am - work - by bakergirl (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML


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On 11/13/2009 at 7:57am - misc - by joeheathen (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

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