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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 March 1992 (24 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 1369
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>coolhihi11</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:11pm<b>AsianBanana9</b> - the 09/29/2014 at 4:49pm<b>Vaati</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 12:18am<b>epicfail78</b> - the 02/11/2014 at 1:04am<b>jellybean91</b> - the 09/10/2013 at 1:11am<b>msbitz</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 1:33am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 4:08am<b>ran4sh</b> - the 02/12/2010 at 5:59pm<b>born2bsmrt</b> - the 02/07/2010 at 3:06pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 11/17/2009 at 4:36pm<b>heatherrrr</b> - the 11/17/2009 at 1:06pm

Fucked!<b>coolhihi11</b> - the 03/08/2016 at 5:11am

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Fabby's favorite FMLs

Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

by Lucy / 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster, instead of dying, it bites your testicles. FML

by ItHurtsLIkeHell / 03/01/2010 at 4:13am / Malaysia (Pulau Pinang) / Animals

Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML

by justme / 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm / Kids

Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML

by bakergirl / 11/16/2009 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work

Today, I went to the pharmacy to purchase a brace for my sprained wrist. My wife and I had recently ran out of KY lotion, so I decided to pick up a bottle while I was there. It didn't occur to me that these two items could be perceived as being related until the cashier began to giggle. FML

by joeheathen / 11/13/2009 at 7:57am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

by Michelle / 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy