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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 236
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Today, less than a week after ranting to my husband about how sick some people are to sexualize characters from kids' TV shows, I looked through his browser history and found out he's very much into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML


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On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML


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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML


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