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FaZe_anDrew

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FaZe_anDrew

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 152
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FaZe_anDrew : This account is run by three people me my older brother and sister, but mostly me, taste the rainbow

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today less tan a week after ranting to ma usband about ow sick some people are to sexualize caracter from kids' TV sows, I lookd troug is browser istory and found out e's very muc into Powerpuff Girls porn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40633) - you deserved it (8162)

On 06/29/2014 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmd, my leg flew out and I accidentally kickd him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. mega FML

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On 12/11/2010 at 1:00am - intimacy - by caligirl921 - United States



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