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Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML
by pizzagurl / 05/09/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Georgia) / Work
- Today, my sister used my mobile phone to call her boyfriend who is married with children. His wife… Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she… Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make…