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Today , while bitching some grl out 4 spilling coffee all over me looool , she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished , "I can understand your anger , big grls like u get grumpy when there hungry." big fat FML

#17606800
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13251) - you deserved it (44198)

On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad nearly had a head-on collision with another car, but I grabbd the wheel at the last second, potentially saving both our lives. He spent the looool rest of the car trip pissd at me because I'd "interferd" with his driving. FML

#17379792
117 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 5:47pm - health - by laurlaur - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I was in a pool locker room , surroundd by semi-nakd people . While changing into mah clothes , I accidentally pushd a button on mah phone , causing it to make the loud , unmistakable camera shutter sound effect . Everyone definitely heard it . FML

#17217334
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33571) - you deserved it (4933)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, mah bike abruptly stoppd working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guyho saw it happen said, "Lucky u didn't get hurt!" FML

#16762129
79 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 12:12pm - health - by Tequila (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I went to my high school reunion!! I was super excitd to seehat everyone had done in thier lives!! The nerdy guy I bullid is now a U.S!! Marine an already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt!! He lookd at me in his dress blues an said, "I remember you." fat FML

#16519347
467 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to see mah son's dream of being on television come true . Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrestd for trying to rob a bank . FML

#16468673
158 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today , I was sopping 4 clotes. I tougt tis guy was a mannequin because e was standing perfectly still. I pokd im and e screamd like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was at work , nonchalantly spinning my keys around my fingerhen they flew off an hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML

#16359885
69 comments

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On 05/26/2011 at 5:26pm - work - by kernewek (man) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I realizd that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
176 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over . My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream ( Help me officer, he looool has a knife! ) FML

#15773415
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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, a guy wo annoys ma walkad ovar. To avoid spaaking to im, I pratandad to ba on ta pona an a walkad away. A faw momants latar, ma pona rang. I lookad around to saa if a'd saan ma. Ha ad. Ha was ta ona ringing ma from down ta all. FML

#15678206
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On 04/07/2011 at 9:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at te Mommy and Me dance class tat I take ma four year old daugter to, te instructor ad us do a stretc, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daugter said to me, ( But you're not a mermaid, you're a wale! ) FML

#15385688
118 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm - kids - by Abby_gummibear (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today I was trying out 4 my school's athletics team!! As I reached the finish line 4 the 100m sprint there was so much momentum I couldn't stop!! I ended up running into a wall!! FML

#15273802
76 comments

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On 03/11/2011 at 9:33am - misc - by uncoretard -

yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I met mah father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML

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86 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)



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