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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 September 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4341
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About FMLMaximus : Mother, gamer, reader, love being outside with the earth. Only here to read FMLs but I enjoy meeting new people as well. I have been an avid reader of FMLs since I was in high school. I have yet to get one posted but I'm optimistic about it. :P

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Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20226) - you deserved it (1863)

On 11/19/2015 at 3:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26346) - you deserved it (8026)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to give my first hand-job while wearing fuzzy socks in a carpeted room. I reached out to touch his penis and shocked him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23411) - you deserved it (4243)

On 11/15/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by nnniii - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my immediate supervisor had modified my phone in the priority order at our call center. As a result, any calls that came in during the night shift would be routed to my phone first, so that he can play games on his phone uninterrupted. It's been a whole year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21758) - you deserved it (1533)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:17am - work - by YouBossturd (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (1941)

On 11/06/2015 at 9:03pm - health - by Anonymouse -

Today, I dropped my phone between my legs and tried to catch it with my thighs. Instead, the phone fell through just as I crushed my own balls with my legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19133) - you deserved it (4628)

On 10/30/2015 at 1:01pm - health - by MedChew - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (3502)

On 10/23/2015 at 12:05am - work - by Embarrassed ass. (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (2130)

On 10/14/2015 at 12:22pm - love - by StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19983) - you deserved it (4273)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:31am - misc - by MeaganElizabethM (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23296) - you deserved it (4117)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:42am - love - by JJ (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19991) - you deserved it (1407)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (3042)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21378) - you deserved it (1711)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:20am - work - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12743) - you deserved it (18255)

On 08/29/2015 at 1:09am - misc - by mumfordandsonimdisappointed - United States

Today, my mom meant to send a picture of her poop to my aunt, but sent it to my swim coach instead. FML

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