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Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML

#20537010
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (61387)

On 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by je_regrette_tout (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

#20141194
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32720) - you deserved it (3585)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML

#19021363
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23943) - you deserved it (6822)

On 02/07/2012 at 8:40pm - health - by screwed - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to do community service work, so I helped out at a senior center. One of the confused elderly patients, who believed the Cold War was still on, thought I was a Soviet and started screaming about how I was going to nuke his country. FML

#18898180
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22823) - you deserved it (3702)

On 01/24/2012 at 11:42am - work - by communistgirl (woman) - United States

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

#18872855
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10223) - you deserved it (26056)

On 01/21/2012 at 5:44pm - love - by actor my ass (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

#18844690
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (3320)

On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (4530)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11491) - you deserved it (89134)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41664) - you deserved it (3879)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44436) - you deserved it (11617)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

#17973250
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34325) - you deserved it (9342)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:19am - intimacy - by scewable (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37755) - you deserved it (5601)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11551) - you deserved it (31382)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML

#17889211
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24924) - you deserved it (7224)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:14pm - love - by bastard magnet - United States (California)

Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

#17885184
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (7995)

On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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