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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 31982
  • Number of comments : 3694
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About FFML_314 : This is the part where I'm supposed to ramble on about myself. Give you pointless information that you could find out if you simply asked me yourself.
I'll give you this;
My name is Arianna, pronounce it however you wish. I'm 24 years old and I live in Minnesota, where it's far too cold. I'm actually a pretty nice person, but I have 0 tolerance for ignorance and I also speak my mind. I make no apologies for my opinion and you shouldn't either. Stand by your word, even if everyone else disagrees. I am who I am. Love me or hate me, makes no difference.
There's still a few people here that I adore.
CloudEnvy I'll always adore you and our squirrel launching days
Enslaved is my woman. We drink and we drink heavily.
Perdix is always here for my amusement and to make me laugh!
DocBastard is and always has been, my male equivalent. That man knows how to make cute kids!

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FFML_314's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally finished vacuuming my downstairs. Instead of finding the wall outlet and unplugging the vacuum, I triumphantly tugged the cord from across the room to release the plug from the wall. It flew at me at top speed and hit me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7367) - you deserved it (39879)

On 12/12/2009 at 3:36pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34541) - you deserved it (6270)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by colorfulgina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (40212)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML


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On 12/08/2009 at 12:09am - love - by CheLi (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my tire was a little low on air. I decided to put in a can of Fix-A-Flat and drive home. Since it was 10 degrees outside and snowing, the can became frozen to the valve. When I finally got the can off, I had ruined the valve, so I had to put on the spare tire. It was flat too. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 5:54pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my family and I were discussing my birthday in a couple weeks. As they asked what I wanted, I told them it was up to them. So my mother suggested that she'll get me electrolysis so I wouldn't have to worry about my mustache in college. FML


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On 12/07/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by sexyyy (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

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