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  • Town/Country : Alta Loma, US
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I ran over a beer bottle which popped my car tire, which then caused me to swerve into a police cruiser. FML

#46008
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I agree, your life sucks (50361) - you deserved it (3293)

On 02/15/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by andjusticeforall (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32395) - you deserved it (16753)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4820) - you deserved it (27081)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7557) - you deserved it (22452)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)



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