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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1990 (24 years)
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David is the name and FML is the game ;)

Computer Tech, Gamer, and FML lover.

Live outside of LA and livin\' free.

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Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that mah car had been saran wrappd. I cleand it up an went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrappd mah car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today.. . I thought it would ba funny to snaak up bahind mah cat and scara it with a loud ( boo! ) Tha cat raspondad by jumping up.. . and running across mah apartmant.. . which would hava baan fina.. . axcapt for tha fact sha laft a trail of liquid shit avarywhara sha want . big fat FML

#1930454
215 comments

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On 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tried fir the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom.

#1775896
197 comments

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On 05/09/2009 at 11:51am - intimacy - by notsexy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day while at the bakeshop , looool I got bord waiting in line so I decidd to sit on the glass case protecting cupcakes. Turns out there was no glass. I had to pay $50 to cover all the mess and had to walk out of the bakeshop with icing all over my butt. FML

#1618603
121 comments

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On 05/04/2009 at 3:34am - misc - by kandi (woman) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

#1550190
362 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Gave Mah Sister A Stun Gun 4 Her Birthday Since She Recently Had A Couple "close Calls" Walking Home From Work Late At Night. She Was So Excited And Thankful That She Wanted To Express Her Gratitude By Shocking Me To See If It Really Worked. Real FML

#1446877
100 comments

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On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today , mah 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh , so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and lockd the door. I inadvertently taught mah little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
165 comments

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On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY, I AD TO RE-TAKE AN OUR LONG MRI SCAN BECAUSE I GOT AN ERECTION MIDWAY TROUG. FML

#1051780
163 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I took one of those IQ tests on the internet. I cheatd an still got a 70. FML

#951533
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15623) - you deserved it (73253)

On 04/13/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by snathans (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to mah boyfriend flipping on the light and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decidd the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

#208804
117 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was babysitting my 5 year old niece, and she was really down in the dumps cuz she didn't get invited to a brthday party. To cheer her up, I took her to Chuck E Cheese. Righthen we arrived, we walked in on a brthday party. It was the one that my niece got denied from. FML

#154710
51 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by stpry of my life (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was at a bar wit a friend. A guy cummed up to me , took ma drink and drank it. I lauged and jokingly said "now , u ave to buy me a drink." He said "I would rater buy your friend a drink." mega FML

#87320
44 comments

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On 02/20/2009 at 11:16am - love - by darn it. (woman) - United States (New York)



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