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Ezedaya
  • Town/Country : America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ezedaya : I'm pretty much a friendly, normal girl. I like to talk and have fun and relax. But a lot of bad shit happens to me so I made an FML. P.S. my name isn't really Ezedaya, it's Kam.

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Ezedaya's favorite FMLs

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

#20917563
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40667) - you deserved it (3258)

On 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML

#19314232
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9135) - you deserved it (21134)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by thatswhatsup66 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents bought purity rings for my twin brother and me for our birthday, and had them blessed by our priest. Neither of us are virgins. FML

#18433166
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (10369)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

#2123826
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15953) - you deserved it (56114)

On 05/20/2009 at 8:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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