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Eyeslick
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 January 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5772
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Eyeslick : There's not much interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Lifeguard, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu),soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive) and an average swimmer...That's about it :D

Eyeslick's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 10:20am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 8:27pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:31am<b>Willibobs</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 5:19am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:44am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:55pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 2:53pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 12:06pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:22am<b>emxy92</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:09am<b>AnAngryyGiraffe</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:25am<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 11:55pm<b>JenDuffy</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 10:14pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:33pm<b>UH60</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:01pm<b>Badkarma4u</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 4:04pm<b>imnotslick</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:53pm<b>DippinGrizzly907</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 3:04pm

Fucked!<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 2:26am<b>Tarlachia</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 6:44am<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:53pm<b>Mar2171</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 6:27pm<b>blahblah005</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 5:36am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:13am<b>Psychotique</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:22pm<b>LeavenSilva</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 4:29am<b>HighasaCloud</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:44pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 5:29am<b>clevergirl98</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 7:28pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:44am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 3:52am

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Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (35456)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

#12933577
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10430) - you deserved it (35284)

On 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm - intimacy - by jackson (man) - United States (California)

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

#12858373
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32489) - you deserved it (3225)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm - misc - by Forded (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

#12476862
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (33931)

On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

#12326152
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9185) - you deserved it (44238)

On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

#12201000
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43178) - you deserved it (3817)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:38am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

#11326623
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30406) - you deserved it (4154)

On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

#10962269
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (14351)

On 06/04/2010 at 5:38am - love - by badsinger (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

#10959899
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12558) - you deserved it (33307)

On 06/04/2010 at 1:36am - work - by firecrotch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

#10939026
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (39869)

On 06/03/2010 at 4:54am - intimacy - by elevenharries (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

#9037500
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27788) - you deserved it (3844)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

#8241571
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22386) - you deserved it (3389)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:24am - animals - by lex31 - United States

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

#7923613
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20894) - you deserved it (5500)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

#7860912
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24408) - you deserved it (2057)

On 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by UptoHERE (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

#7640098
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10912) - you deserved it (27192)

On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)



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