Eyeslick

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/18/2016 at 9:53pm)

Eyeslick

86Fucked!

Eyeslick
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 January 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9164
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Eyeslick : Hello! Welcome to my boring life! I'm not too special, I love listening to peoples problems and hopefully help find a solution to said problem. I am also very interested in psychology and the human body so because of these things I hope to be a psychiatrist some day to help people who have struggled like me! I am also very religious but please don't try to argue....You believe what you want and I'll believe what I want:)

If you already can't tell by my picture; I'm very serious about everything....(sarcasm)

There's not much more interesting about me other then being an avid gamer, Lifeguard, Fighter (Jiu-jitsu),soccer (Futbol) player (High School and Competitive) and an average swimmer...That's about it :D

Eyeslick's page activity

Visits<b>Bliepje</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 4:49am<b>CrazyCatLady18</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 10:27pm<b>lovebunny102</b> - the 08/22/2016 at 1:26am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 2:10am<b>xo_thena_ox</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 3:34am<b>GraftonGirl</b> - the 07/31/2016 at 7:47am<b>WhatRhymezOrange</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 2:22pm<b>AzureDawn</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 11:15am<b>Amy_Nguyen_12</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 2:43pm<b>Fed21</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 2:29pm<b>dontmindme7</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 12:42am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 7:36pm<b>maryeve</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:30pm<b>She_Elaine</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 11:07pm<b>Nylectro</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 7:29am<b>pengw1</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 12:01am<b>uhhitsmegan</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 5:11pm<b>v4valour</b> - the 05/26/2016 at 3:46pm

Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:36am<b>She_Elaine</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 5:07am<b>uhhitsmegan</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 8:16pm<b>shanewh40</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 2:28pm<b>Neverlandsqueen</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 3:45pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 10:27pm<b>Marelena20</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 7:56pm<b>davie94</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 4:16am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 2:56am<b>alixlauren</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 11:07pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 8:49pm<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 7:44am<b>tellyc</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 1:38am<b>ardenxo</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 12:22am<b>GreekGleek6</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 8:43pm<b>hellnosucka</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 7:51pm<b>lexiieeex3</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 7:11pm<b>ZoeeeGuyss</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 5:40pm

Eyeslick's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Follow up

You subsequently gave feedback by commenting on an FML that you’d submitted and was published.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML that was successfully published on the website. This makes you an exceptional human being.

See all of Eyeslick's badges

Eyeslick's favorite FMLs

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

by Anonymous / 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML

by jackson / 09/06/2010 at 1:02pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML

by Forded / 09/01/2010 at 7:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

by FML / 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Intimacy

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

by Somethingswrongwiththispic / 08/05/2010 at 4:17am / United States / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

by Anonymous / 07/30/2010 at 2:38am / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

by Anonymous / 06/20/2010 at 3:21am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

by badsinger / 06/04/2010 at 5:38am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Love

Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML

by firecrotch / 06/04/2010 at 1:36am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML

by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

by nerdygirl101 / 03/13/2010 at 12:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received my first Valentine's day present ever: a dead mouse from my cat. FML

by lex31 / 02/14/2010 at 8:24am / United States / Animals

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

by Isabell / 02/06/2010 at 12:31am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML

by UptoHERE / 02/03/2010 at 10:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

by Daivv / 01/28/2010 at 10:43am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Transportation