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ExastirisDragon
  • Town/Country : Underworld, Hel
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 86
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ExastirisDragon : I'm random. Like to play video games. I like dragons, fantasy stuff, wolves, and more like those things. Sometimes I think I can sink but I float. And obviously dragons are cute little kittens.

And if I feel up to it, I'll stalk my views and message a select few. Happy stalking!

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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