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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 July 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ExastirisDragon : I'm random. Like to play video games. I like dragons, fantasy stuff, wolves, and more like those things. Sometimes I think I can sink but I float. And obviously dragons are cute little kittens.

And if I feel up to it, I'll stalk my views and message a select few. Happy stalking!

I add to my likings, Succubi. Oh dear Odin, they are some fine creatures. Support the Succubi.

ExastirisDragon's page activity

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ExastirisDragon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

by innocent / 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

by littlespoon / 02/04/2010 at 3:40am / United States (Oregon) / Health