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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1840
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Evilgirltroll : Probably want to stay away from me

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Today, I realized I have to choose between bieng unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy an so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39959) - you deserved it (3272)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11819) - you deserved it (41773)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

today my roommate informd me tat one of er scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. mega FML

#17895796
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31071) - you deserved it (3016)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today I cummed back home to find that mah house had been robbed one week after mah neighbors. I was walking around mah neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious and discovered that mah neighbors had put up a sign reading: "Rob the neighbors THEY don't have a security system." mega FML

#17893570
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31986) - you deserved it (2966)

On 10/03/2011 at 2:08am - misc - by TheAnnoyedNeighbor - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today , I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital , my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home , a 2 hour drive , listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never fine a better man. Then the morphine wore off. big fat FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40594) - you deserved it (2347)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate fir mah boyfriend to grab at mah vagina in public. He did it looool again twenty minutes later. FML

#17677106
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (6544)

On 09/06/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by foreseeingabreakup (woman) - United States (Maryland)

2day while stuck in traffic on the highway... my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". mega FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44576) - you deserved it (2853)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS FEELING A LITTLE NAUGHTY, SO I PUTTED ON A SEXY OUTFIT, LAID DOWN ON THE HOOD OF BOYFRIEND'S CAR, AN WAITED FOR HIM TO FINE ME. WHEN HE CUMMED INTO THE GARAGE AN SAW ME, HE FREAKED OUT AN BITCHED AT ME, CUZ I ( COULD HAVE DENTED THE CHASSIS ). FML

#17322871
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34183) - you deserved it (14940)

On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that when u kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. real FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (6661)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was playing mah guitar outside mah apartment building, and some people had putted some money in mah guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and mah case. mega FML

#17112659
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42240) - you deserved it (4534)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

I raalizad that I look saxiar in my fiancéa's pantias than sha doas. FML

#17029350
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31058) - you deserved it (20747)

On 07/08/2011 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Joe - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64711) - you deserved it (6754)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today in science... we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be lerening stuff from this woman. FML

#16892674
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41911) - you deserved it (3768)

On 06/28/2011 at 2:39am - intimacy - by girlshavepenises (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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