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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 August 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2645
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About EvilPandaxD : Hey I'm Becky from the UK ✌️🇬🇧
I'm a massive gamer that loves RPG and FPS but also love my pokemon😉❤️ don't get me wrong though! I'll kick your butt at gun game! 😁 feel free to add me on PSN! Just send me your name! 👌

I also love the walking dead and youtube! My personal favourites are Vanoss, Pewdiepie, ChaoticMonki, The Syndicate Project, CinnamonToastKen and many others! ☺️😄

I also enjoy any types of music, but my favourite bands are 5Sos, Arctic Monkys, Sleeping with sirens, Tasty network and just about anything! ☺️

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EvilPandaxD's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML

#21310320
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28619) - you deserved it (5105)

On 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm - animals - by allykat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36954) - you deserved it (8876)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML

#21159082
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33963) - you deserved it (8572)

On 06/01/2014 at 6:28am - animals - by Fat Arsed Lass - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I'm babysitting two 6 year old kids. One of them won't stop screaming, and the other kid found his mom's vibrator and won't stop playing spaceship with it. The parents will be home in an hour. FML

#21157917
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40710) - you deserved it (4939)

On 05/31/2014 at 2:40am - kids - by moomanjohnny - United States (California)

Today, my cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today, my son gave me some flowers for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, the only time I can enjoy them is when I go into the bathroom where they are kept so the cat doesn't eat them. FML

Today, when I went to the shopping centre, the automatic door wouldn't open for me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it for me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53909) - you deserved it (4156)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

#21113538
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54627) - you deserved it (4943)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML

#21108224
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19509) - you deserved it (45078)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

#21085518
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54751) - you deserved it (5758)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML

Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML

#21025234
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58277) - you deserved it (5848)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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