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by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping with my 6-year-old daughter, she said, "Mommy, remember you wanna get duck tape!" A middle-aged guy nearby scoffed and told her: "DUCT, not DUCK. Dumb cunt." I ended up having to drive my bawling daughter home with no shopping. FML
by fucked / 02/06/2015 at 3:06am / Singapore / Work
by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée told me about her new diet. Apparently, she is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so she can photosynthesise. She thinks this will help her lose weight, since she doesn't have to eat anything. I'm dating a dumbass. FML
by lucas90 / 02/04/2015 at 4:42pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love
by FrustratedTutor / 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! / 02/01/2015 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Work
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
by Mishlette / 01/23/2015 at 8:27am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
Today, I'm a ticket inspector on a train. A suspiciously-acting guy of about 30 gets on board with two huge bags. Worried, I keep an eye on him. I wasn't disappointed when he got 5 furry toys out of his bags and started to have a conversation with them. FML
by BilletsDoudous / 01/15/2015 at 1:51am / France / Work
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
by con135 / 01/12/2015 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the… Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me… Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my…