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by HoobidibooFox / 11/13/2014 at 5:26pm / United Kingdom (Dudley) / Miscellaneous
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by ThaBoss12 / 11/01/2014 at 6:22pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into your mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanied by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be your mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I need brain bleach. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy
by yus / 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML
by Anonymous / 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by candy man / 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by haileelouxxx / 08/22/2014 at 8:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Work
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML
by icandothecancan / 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by whoops / 05/25/2014 at 5:23pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
Today, I retrieved the wrong luggage from an airport carousel. I'm now the owner of two water-bras, a false beard, a bag of cat litter, and some anal beads. I am afraid to get in touch with the original owner. FML
by BaggedDown / 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience.… Today, I went to the Doctors and the nurse asked if I was married, in which I responded "yes". Then… Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and…