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About Everlastingx : Heyy. You might already know me as the person who lives under your bed and sings you lullabies. But if you don't know me by now, take notes airhead. So, where to start. Let's see.. My favorite color is purple and I loove ice cream. Oh and, I love Justin Bieber. Don't judge. No that has nothing to do with my favorite color. Hm. I love Degrassi and Hollywood Heights. My main shoows. Yeah that's right, I use your TV. I also use your phone and computer. Hope you don't mind. I love stuffed animals. o; Yus, my babies. I like burritos. Forget tacos. I am a female just about 50 years old. No, jk. Or am I? Muhaha. ;3 Okay, so you now know I'm a weirdo. And of course, FML.
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Today, it was raining heavily so I wore my black poncho as I walked to work. On the way there I noticed an old and seemingly homeless man following me. I turned around to confront him. He picked up a stick and screamed "Expecto Patronum!" Apparently I look like a dementor. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML
Today, I got on an elevator at the mall, along with a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl talking on her cell. She spent the whole ride telling the person on the other end how hideous I looked and how I look like a pregnant sperm whale. I was too humiliated to even say anything. FML
Friday 5 February 2016