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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2374
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Errrka_Whale : Hello! My name is Erika! I am currently an aspiring residential drafter, and an avid cat lover. When I'm not at school I am working at my favorite fast food restaurant. I have been on FML for years but I rarely comment, but I enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others on a daily basis!

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Errrka_Whale's favorite FMLs

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

#21500678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20409) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/06/2015 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (8855)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

#21491590
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23817) - you deserved it (1742)

On 11/12/2015 at 3:38am - misc - by Its_Sinon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

#21487370
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30992) - you deserved it (3912)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned the hisses of my 3 cats so I can tell who starts the fights. FML

#21484848
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (3188)

On 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm - animals - by snydeeli000 - United States (Washington)

Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML

#21483651
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22644) - you deserved it (6899)

On 10/24/2015 at 1:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

#21477939
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29428) - you deserved it (4148)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by not impressed (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

#21474273
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (8657)

On 09/29/2015 at 6:00pm - work - by horp - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I spent an hour trying to sleep before work, but I couldn't because my two dogs wouldn't stop barking. Completely pissed off, I finally went and told the little fuck nuggets to shut the shit up. I was then immediately knocked unconscious by the burglar in my house. FML

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25967) - you deserved it (10341)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

#21454460
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (2219)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by Mrs. W. (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. He didn't break down into tears, or say he'd made a huge mistake, or even apologise. No, he just looked up and said "Bugger." FML

#21450122
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25603) - you deserved it (2112)

On 07/31/2015 at 5:04pm - love - by single and unbuggered (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

#21442630
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25379) - you deserved it (4688)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)



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