About Errrka_Whale : Hello! My name is Erika! I am currently an aspiring residential drafter, and an avid cat lover. When I'm not at school I am working at my favorite fast food restaurant. I have been on FML for years but I rarely comment, but I enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others on a daily basis!
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by jlw1998 / 04/25/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 4:25am / Health
by nerp / 03/29/2016 at 3:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love
by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 8:07am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Its_Sinon / 11/12/2015 at 3:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by snydeeli000 / 10/26/2015 at 11:41pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, I learned that if you complain to your mom about your future mother-in-law's bitchiness, your overprotective mom might confront her about it and end up punching her in the face. My fiancée blames me for the incident. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 1:13am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous