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Errrka_Whale

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Errrka_Whale
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1857
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Errrka_Whale : Hello! My name is Erika! I am currently an aspiring residential drafter, and an avid cat lover. When I'm not at school I am working at my favorite fast food restaurant. I have been on FML for years but I have never commented, but I enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others.

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Visits<b>Lct1196</b> - 5 hours ago<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>tophilis</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 2:10pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 8:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:50pm<b>ManUtdforlife</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:33pm<b>jessi_sunshine</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:31pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 1:29pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:57pm<b>badmandilon</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:58pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 12:12pm<b>Pranav175</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 3:58am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:12am<b>iRydePwnies</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 12:00am<b>InvictusTribuni</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 5:59pm<b>ashreeker</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:46pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:04am<b>pgmonster</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 12:26am

Fucked!<b>Lct1196</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 4:03am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:29pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:57pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 7:05am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:48pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 7:46pm<b>soccerforlife_27</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 11:38pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 5:04pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:00am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 11:14am<b>totallylosing</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 2:44am<b>totallybananas</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 1:23am

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Errrka_Whale's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (4470)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20266) - you deserved it (12317)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

#21421616
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26857) - you deserved it (4315)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to come hang out with me. He said he was busy and had to do homework. Since he never studies, I got suspicious and went to check up on him. I found him playing dress-up with his cat. He's 17. FML

#21421616
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26857) - you deserved it (4315)

On 06/06/2015 at 1:52am - animals - by iamfab - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML

#21376248
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30808) - you deserved it (5903)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:00am - intimacy - by distressed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32658) - you deserved it (3046)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43311) - you deserved it (19608)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML

#21363021
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28543) - you deserved it (3073)

On 02/24/2015 at 11:33pm - animals - by Sarah1330 (woman) - United States

Today, a guy attacked me and tried to steal my bag. I tried to defend myself by biting him as hard as I could. I then woke up to my husband screaming in pain. FML

#21360466
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33041) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/21/2015 at 3:28pm - misc - by poncho55 (woman) -

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

#21350702
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27780) - you deserved it (1917)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I realized my anger management has hit a new low when I screamed at a goose for being a goose. FML

#21309384
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27874) - you deserved it (7541)

On 12/01/2014 at 11:38am - misc - by WickedLittleDoll - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my cat tunneled her way under the covers to sleep beside me. It was really cute until she panicked in the middle of the night and practically skinned me alive trying to find her way out. FML

Today, my annoying colleague gasped, wrapped her arms around herself, started sweating and curled up in a ball crying, "No, no, no" in front of several customers. They accused me of 'setting her off', when I blurted out, "Sorry, she gets panic attacks". All I did was say the word 'abortion'. FML

#21281594
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31934) - you deserved it (5990)

On 10/20/2014 at 4:31am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML

#21280509
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34493) - you deserved it (12339)

On 10/18/2014 at 3:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom



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