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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 August 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2785
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Errrka_Whale : Hello! My name is Erika! I am currently an aspiring residential drafter, and an avid cat lover. When I'm not at school I am working at my favorite fast food restaurant. I have been on FML for years but I rarely comment, but I enjoy reading about the misfortunes of others on a daily basis!

Errrka_Whale's page activity

Visits<b>chewsef</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:56pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 12:38pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 1:57am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 7:29am<b>butdoctorwhat</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 5:01pm<b>emi_alejandra</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 7:34pm<b>Oliveisthenewora</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 10:20pm<b>faneto</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 6:43am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 8:57am<b>Kaalschneid</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 1:56am<b>ChancellorJett</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 1:48pm<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 8:47pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 11:19am<b>TJJOE</b> - the 04/01/2016 at 9:38am<b>boosack</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 7:56pm<b>ladybae1</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 11:58pm<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 11:11pm<b>platypus546</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 3:57pm

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 2:55am<b>marinade18</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 4:09pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 9:00am<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:28am<b>elmoisded</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:09pm<b>LPisLame</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 1:53pm<b>fastman19</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:56am<b>ArnoDorian</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:29am<b>pizza12</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 4:07am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 3:42am<b>john181997</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:58am<b>Bleublancrouge</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:55pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:21pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:55pm<b>miss_fluffybutt</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:19pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:13pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:06pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 8:06pm

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Errrka_Whale's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my son flopping around on the floor with a blanket wrapped around his legs. Apparently at age 22, he'd rather pretend to be a mermaid than go out and get a damn job. FML

by Anonymous / 07/09/2016 at 12:09am / Kids

Today, I'm filling in as a secretary. My only job is to answer the phone. So far the phone has rung three times: when I was in the bathroom, when I went to get the mail and when I was shredding papers where there is no phone. Everyone here thinks I am slacking off. FML

by mdimanzy / 06/06/2016 at 4:20pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

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Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

by jlw1998 / 04/25/2016 at 12:36am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I woke up in hospital after a night of heavy drinking. My friends told me I was beat up by the doorman. After going to the club to watch the security footage, it was revealed I actually fell on my face trying to fight, and caused more damage to myself. FML

by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 4:25am / Health

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

by nerp / 03/29/2016 at 3:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiance said his cat is going to be my maid of honor at our wedding. FML

by Desiree_lianne / 03/26/2016 at 5:02pm / United States / Love

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

by mommyopps / 03/25/2016 at 10:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, the guy I buy weed from invited me to have Easter dinner with his family, since I've nowhere else to go. FML

by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

by humiliated / 03/20/2016 at 7:54am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my aunt's last words to me were, "Don't be an idiot". FML

by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 8:07am / Intimacy

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy

Today, I got married. After the ceremony, my sister asked to talk to me. I followed her and she told me that we are no longer related because we don't have the same last name anymore. FML

by Its_Sinon / 11/12/2015 at 3:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

by Anonymous / 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love