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Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

#20182175
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8836) - you deserved it (28651) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/28/2012 at 1:20am - health - by kise - Sent from mobile version

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21477) - you deserved it (6601) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/27/2012 at 12:10am - health - by Display - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31616) - you deserved it (1898) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/27/2012 at 10:43pm - misc - by MonCoiffeurAdoré -

Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14518) - you deserved it (25404)

On 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm - health - by analeis (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)



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