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Epickitty58

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Epickitty58
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 October 2001 (13 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7740
  • Number of comments : 269
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Epickitty58 : This may surprise you, but I live on planet earth. I also don't give a fuck.

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Epickitty58's favorite FMLs

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (1342)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (2384)

On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

#21414323
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20901) - you deserved it (2077)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad came to my 8-year-old daughter's birthday party wearing a shirt that said "Small penis, huge dick." FML

#21414312
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22558) - you deserved it (1759)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I strained so hard trying to take a crap that I broke a blood vessel in my eye. FML

#21414271
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20553) - you deserved it (4319)

On 05/23/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by Strainer - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

#21414249
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21663) - you deserved it (2309)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15462) - you deserved it (17246)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (2824)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21976) - you deserved it (1704)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25246) - you deserved it (1771)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I waited tables for the first time at my new restaurant job. I asked a group of older men what they would like. One replied, "A slice of that ass". I'm 19 and a guy. FML

#21413610
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2656)

On 05/21/2015 at 4:41pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

#21413444
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20747) - you deserved it (9329)

On 05/21/2015 at 8:22am - health - by crossfitter -

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

#21413424
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24933) - you deserved it (4449)

On 05/21/2015 at 6:48am - work - by pgmonster - United States (California)

Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML



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