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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 January 1998 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4795
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About EpicRockerChick : Some people are annoying.. Some are annoyingly smart... I'm the one that slaps the annoying people both ways and walks away!! Enjoy!!

Alright Here's a list of things I do and why I do them:
I'm Sarcastic. Why? Oh I don't know.. Cuz I fucking am!!
I'm Random. Why? Cuz Who the hell wants to be normal!!!
I'm Protective. Why? Oh I don't know.. Why the fuck wouldn't I be!?!!
I sometimes seem like a bitch. Why? Idk why.. I just do...
I'm mature for my age.. Why? idk...
I can be really weird... Why? Cuz I'm a girl and I like being weird!!!
I'm single!! Why? Cuz the guys I date are dumbasses that I should never had wasted my time on!!
I'm an Author!! Why? Cuz it's one of my hobbies/passions!!
I'm a Singer!!! Why? Why do you care!!
I'm really cool when you get to know me!! Why? Cuz I am SHUT UP!!

I am now to bored and annoyed to continue!!


You can now have the pleasure of saying you finished reading this and move on with your life!!

Good BYE!!

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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML


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On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend of three weeks found the engagement ring I tried to give to my ex. She started crying and said yes. FML

Today, my new doctor gave me a breast exam and said everything was healthy, before adding "Well, I think so, anyway. I don't actually work here." As I freaked out, he laughed out loud, said he was just kidding, and that he should prescribe me a chill pill. FML


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On 08/19/2014 at 4:46pm - health - by humdrummitydrum (woman) - United States

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML


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On 08/18/2014 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Degueusement (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I asked my husband to tell me something nice about myself. He thought for a few moments, then said, "Uh, you shit quietly." FML


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On 08/17/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by ugh thanks - United States (Ohio)

Today, I complained to my two roommates about housework not being done. They both put their hands over their ears and started screaming at the top of their voice. They do this pretty much whenever I say anything to them. FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 8:10am - misc - by Jenn (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML


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On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML


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On 08/10/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML


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On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband told his parents that he was quitting his job so that he could focus on school. They asked him what he was going to do for money. When I told them that I'd be the one working, they took one look at me and burst into laughter. FML


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On 08/06/2014 at 12:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML


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On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

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