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Today I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26268) - you deserved it (3687)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend an I were having sex. My mum walked in an told him to pull out an show her that he was wereing a condom, an not just saying he was. mega FML

#18200253
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57033) - you deserved it (8449)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

TODAY I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH A BROKEN HAND!! THEY GAVE ME A CAST AND SOME PRESCRIPTION PAIN MEDICATION!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT THE BOTTLE OF MEDICATION IS CHILD-PROOF I LIVE ALONE AND I CAN'T OPEN IT WITH ONE HAND!! FML

#18057227
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29217) - you deserved it (2519)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (2832)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today... I Was Talking Wit My Uncle... Wen Te Subject Of My Abusive Moter-in-law Cummed Up. He Assured Me E'd Talk To Er An Straigten Tings Out. Apparently Tis Means Posting On Er Facebook Wall Treatening To "pimp-slap A Bitc" If Se Doesn't Get Er "fat Ass Out Of Family Business". FML

#17931369
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I Discovered Tat Sea-sickness Also Applies Wen Making Love On Ma Girlfriend's New Water Bed !! FML

#15226088
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39759) - you deserved it (5610)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49411) - you deserved it (10175)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Yastarday, I paid €100 to hava a tuba shovad down mah ganitals. FML

#15154562
120 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -

Today, the guy who sits next to me in mah psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child!! It's going to be a long semester!! FML

#14726296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (2517)

On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -

Today, mah boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job cuz "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." mega FML

#14619610
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (5944)

On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Taday I was eating lunch at McDonald'shen an older man sat down at the table next to me an told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

#13715432
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)



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