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by Kyra.45 / 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite well, until dessert came and he started telling me why bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. FML
by kittyfiddlernono / 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm / Bulgaria (Pernik) / Love
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
by regstl / 06/01/2013 at 2:21am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm / United States / Money
Today, I woke up late for work, and got sick at work twice; when I got home I discovered I'd paid my cable bill late when I got cut off. When my girlfriend came over, the first thing she said was "Do you know about the graffiti on your car?" FML
by byepolar_bare / 12/19/2010 at 6:29am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
by Pip / 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML
by superjstorm / 09/13/2009 at 10:00am / Philippines (Nueva Ecija) / Transportation
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
by Anonymous / 09/13/2009 at 4:12am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML
by MariadelMar / 08/19/2009 at 11:03am / United States (Florida) / Love
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