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  • Town/Country : Paris, France
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 246
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EnmaYamato : Just a few things you need to know :
- Occupation : Industrial engineer in charge of quality management and analytics ;
- Likes : philosophy, science, games (RPGs, Fighting Games and Pokemon are my opium), martial arts (I'm a black belt in Aikido and Taekwondo, mainly because I feel the streets nowadays aren't as safe as before), bodybuilding (not to brag nor to show off, mainly to support my martial arts training), music (classical, metal, grundge, punk and alternative) and sex (yes, you read it right, I'm not ashamed of displaying my interest and affection for the basic human need after food and water).
-Dislikes : People who can't write properly, who are unintelligent and uncreative (with the whole wide world at your fingertips, there's no more excuse), duck faces, slutty clothes, vain and falsely prude girls, swaggers and yolo'ers, anything stupid and moronic.
-Favorite body type for a girl : just ask me.
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