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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 92021
  • Number of comments : 176
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ender_ : I'm pretty awesome I'd have to say...

That is my son and I in the picture up there...He's pretty awesome too...We're superheroes or something...haha...

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Ender_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42314) - you deserved it (145620)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51447) - you deserved it (18329)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
940 comments

I agree, your life sucks (372975) - you deserved it (42427)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

#379796
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53436) - you deserved it (31987)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
997 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79535) - you deserved it (447945)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

#32415
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83488) - you deserved it (11024)

On 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by janedoe (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I took a crap at work. When I go to flush the toilet, it clogs and begins to overflow. I leave the bathroom the way it is and as I walk out, my boss comes in. FML

#1353
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17378) - you deserved it (9379)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:45am - work - by DonPedro - United States (New York)



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