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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 4 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1059
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EmsyyyRose13 : Hello fellow FMLers!

I'm Emily.
-bisexual
-feminist
-Fall Out Boy
-English major
-University of New Mexico

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:16pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:26am<b>pred8885</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 4:13pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:40pm<b>python199</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 10:21pm<b>graysenrocks</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 10:50am<b>ontheFLY4</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:11am<b>jacky75</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:47am<b>JoelsLastNight</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 10:09pm<b>IgnatiusBaseball</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:57pm<b>firefox9778</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 12:39am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 6:01pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:32pm<b>mclint_</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 7:51am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 11:46pm<b>brewmasterg</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 9:34am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:20am<b>kikoma</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 2:49am

Fucked!<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 6:56pm<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:58pm<b>MisterEx</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 8:01am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 4:27pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 4:22am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:45am<b>jmcgee17</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 10:56pm<b>colvindj</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 12:05am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:58pm<b>ComoEsJuan</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:06pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 2:06am<b>niksatter96</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 2:53am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 9:55am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 1:08am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 5:01am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/05/2014 at 4:14pm

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EmsyyyRose13's favorite FMLs

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML

#20751061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46348) - you deserved it (8312)

On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

#20750267
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44002) - you deserved it (3140)

On 06/27/2013 at 12:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, another "gentleman" called and asked for my "services". This is happening a lot lately, because apparently I have the old number of a prostitute. I told him I'm not who he's looking for, to which he replied that I sound like a "sexy lady" and that he wanted to have some fun. FML

#20748362
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43556) - you deserved it (3148)

On 06/26/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to go to therapy for my fear of cats. All the way there, my girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

#20748338
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41206) - you deserved it (7907)

On 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML

#20747987
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37537) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a wasp flew into my car. In my frantic attempt to get away from it, I got pulled over and had to prove I was driving sober. FML

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

#20745866
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52025) - you deserved it (9092)

On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, whilst waiting tables at work, I served a young couple the milkshakes they had ordered. The woman at the next table verbally abused me for "teasing" her screaming sons with "unhealthy foods". FML

#20745796
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44713) - you deserved it (2566)

On 06/25/2013 at 1:24am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML

#20744678
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54897) - you deserved it (4482)

On 06/24/2013 at 2:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML

#20744309
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45364) - you deserved it (4520)

On 06/24/2013 at 10:06am - kids - by NYCproblems - United States (New York)

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

#20743925
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48235) - you deserved it (2909)

On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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