About Emptylikethemoon : A strange child with an old soul.
Emptylikethemoon's FML badges
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Emptylikethemoon's favorite FMLs
Today, I went to my father for advice. I've been seeing a wonderful girl for the past month, and I feel terrible about it, because I already have a girlfriend. He said "Kill yourself" and that if I "can't even do that right" then to get out of his house, because he disowns me. FML
by i suck, this i know :( / 07/26/2013 at 6:11pm / Malawi (Blantyre) / Love
- « Previous page
- Next page »
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…