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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 858
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EmperorChowilio : I like offroading and stuff. Feel free to message me

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EmperorChowilio's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to mix it up and find a good place outdoors to have fun. After an hour of climbing up a rocky mountainside to a completely isolated clearing, out of the way of any hiking path, he was still so paranoid that he finished within 20 seconds. FML

by Welpthatwasfast / 06/10/2016 at 3:57am / Intimacy

Today, I went to take my permit test. I had been studying for months and was familiar with the whole book. When I sat down to take my test, I didn't recognize any of the questions. I went home and found out the book I used to study was the book my mom used to take her test in 1970. FML

by dk_2k16 / 04/12/2016 at 4:29pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2016 at 4:41am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Intimacy

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

by Anonymous / 11/15/2010 at 2:26am / Work

Today, on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML

by notliked / 10/01/2009 at 6:33am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous