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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 October 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Emmabear161 : "It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not."
I'm in love with the most amazing guy ever. 11/23
I'm 16. sophomore. softball. volleyball. and cheer.

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Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33332) - you deserved it (3104)

On 12/29/2012 at 2:33am - love - by nosleep (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I visited my new doctor, hoping that he would be able to figure out the cause of the pains I've been having for years. He told me there's nothing he can do, that half the drugs out there cause cancer anyway and that I should look into homeopathy. Great. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by freakofnature (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35518) - you deserved it (2486)

On 12/28/2010 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

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