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EmmaMK
  • Town/Country : Essex, England
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmmaMK : I'm thirty something (for just a tiny bit longer). With a plan to be happy and enjoy family life.

My dad introduced me to FML, I'm very grateful.

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Today, I really needed to be cheered up a bit after having had a horrible, depressing weekend. Luckily the guy I've been dating for some time, and who I really like, invited me over for dinner. Apparently, he wanted to see me so he could tell me he thinks we should stop seeing each other. FML

Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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On 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by trp007 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met a really nice girl at a club, and we went back to my place. I was finally going to lose my virginity, but just as she started kissing me, I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to, I was still clothed, and she was long gone. FML

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On 04/04/2014 at 7:20pm - love - by ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, for the third time this week, a random person in the street walked up to me and told me how much I look like Grumpy Cat. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 6:18pm - misc - by no (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

#21091449
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On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

Today, I was telling my friends about a date I had recently that went badly, because the guy turned out to be a moron. I said the last straw was when I used the word "decipher" and was met with a blank stare. I was then met with more blank stares. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML

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On 03/16/2014 at 4:10pm - money - by skyeraven (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the heater went out at work. I was shivering so hard that someone thought I was having a seizure. FML

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91 comments

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On 03/10/2014 at 10:23am - work - by Frozen (man) - United States

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

#21079043
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On 03/05/2014 at 7:36pm - work - by sparkrok - United States (Washington)

Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last 2 miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat c**t". FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 7:33am - health - by rolypoly (woman) - United Kingdom



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