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EmmaMK

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  • Town/Country : Brentwood, United Kingdom
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2628
  • Number of comments : 227
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EmmaMK : One day, I will open up my news app and it will be full of good stuff.
I'm sick of all this awful stuff.

EmmaMK's page activity

Visits<b>emlizcat</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 11:07pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:52pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 2:24pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:41pm<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:26am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 7:48pm<b>lulubelles</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 3:52pm<b>BeardedLondoner</b> - the 04/13/2016 at 1:13pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:08pm<b>gbank</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 6:33am<b>Abidawe</b> - the 03/23/2016 at 12:37am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 6:13am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:34pm<b>brainymes</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:32am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 10:42pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 6:20pm<b>jesswoo</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 12:46pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 02/23/2016 at 2:58am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 4:52am<b>ananicosia</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 8:25pm<b>psmith78332</b> - the 03/16/2016 at 4:20pm<b>lmbachman</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 4:39pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:57am<b>prout92340</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 11:52pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:14am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:19am<b>ToxicPlant</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 4:13am<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 11:03pm<b>ChampHero</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 1:59am<b>SquidgyOmAm</b> - the 02/22/2015 at 8:49pm<b>EMOHATE</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 7:59pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 1:03am<b>GubGub68</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 6:10pm<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 9:50am<b>DerpyBatman</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 11:07pm<b>hellowisaid</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 11:24pm

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EmmaMK's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to reach for a long piece of lint next to my dryer. It was a snake. FML

by StillLoveMyDogs / 09/09/2015 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Animals

Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML

by stillaproudfather / 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm / United States / Kids

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

by ColoredPencil13 / 05/10/2014 at 9:35am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad told me that I can't wear leggings on Friday nights, because, "your butt is too distracting for my poker buddies." FML

by JustClaire95 / 03/17/2014 at 7:58am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML

by Anonymous / 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML

by airhead2015 / 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

by blushingbride / 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex was amazing and I couldn't hold in my screams or not hit the wall. About 15 minutes in, both of our children came busting in with their nerf guns, screaming, "Where's the monster?" FML

by anon / 01/12/2014 at 8:53pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML

by wtf / 01/10/2014 at 11:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

by Fiancé problemsss / 01/05/2014 at 2:11am / United States (Montana) / Love

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

by ConfusedDad / 12/29/2013 at 2:01am / United States / Kids

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2013 at 12:10am / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I caught a man standing on my porch, urinating on my house. I called the cops, who informed me that because my porch isn't fenced off, it's not trespassing, and because it's private property not visible from the street, the man wasn't urinating in public. FML

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2013 at 4:48pm / Croatia (Licko-Senjska) / Health