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by Anonymous / 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML
by vron991 / 05/13/2012 at 1:02am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML
by rongo12 / 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Miscellaneous
by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
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