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Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22330) - you deserved it (2757)

On 05/14/2012 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29692) - you deserved it (2570)

On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, I purposely wore a red shirt to Target just so people would talk to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27369) - you deserved it (10832)

On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am - misc - by reddd - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter attempting to iron her pants with a hair straightener. She's 17. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24570) - you deserved it (6034)

On 05/08/2012 at 2:08am - kids - by SomePeoplesKids - Canada (Alberta)

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