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EminetlyKat

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 December 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 707
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About EminetlyKat : My life exists of those pure unadulterated awkward moments. I either write short stories of them, make movies draw comics, or post on here. It may not have Happened today, but as sure hell, it happened.

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Today, mah wife asked me to pop an ingrown hair near her crotch . We haven't had sex since last September . Popping her ingrown hair was the closest I've gotten to mah wife's vagina in nerely nine months . FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by GettingNone - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working Customer Service at Wal Mart. An elderly lady cummed to mah register to return a pair ofhite pants. I asked herhat was wrong with them an she replied "evenhen I had underwear on u could still see mah pubic hair." The pants had hair on them. FML

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On 06/24/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today.. . my grlfriend and I were outside tanning in te sun . I asked er if se could putted some sunscreen on my back . Tinking it would be funny.. . se used te lotion to write "I Love Little Boys" . I work as a cildren's swimming instructor . mega FML

#864226
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On 04/08/2009 at 12:03am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving . There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage . looool I was randomly selectd to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents . I blew 0.06 . FML

#855959
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On 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm - health - by schoolgrlstaci (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday I Was In A Store Using The Only Bathroom There!! After I Was Done, I Realized I Couldn't Open The Door!! Panicked It Locked Me In, I Banged On The Door, And Screamed 4 Help!! The Security And Ahole Group Of People Gathered, Only To Find That I Was Pulling The Door Instead Of Pushing It!! FML

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On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling eachother secret and I told him i've shavd my upper lip . He said "I know, it's pricklyhen we make out." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 5:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

2day I had a softball team dinner, and I was sitting with a bunch of grlsho were talking about how far they've gone with guys. One grl goes ( I must be the least experiencd one here, I've never even kissd a guy! ) Surprisd, I said ( me too! ) and high-fivd her. She was joking. I wasn't. FML

#831466
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On 04/06/2009 at 4:35am - misc - by annonymous (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I Went To Buy Beer Underage Fir A Party To Impress A Girl. I Picked Up The Case Of Beer An Went To The Cashier, He Ran It Through Without Asking Fir ID. I Left The Store With A Smirk On My Face, I Arrived At The Party An Showed The Case To The Girl. It Was Non-alcoholic. FML

#825703
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On 04/05/2009 at 10:22pm - love - by Triedtobecool (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

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380 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, we got our yerebook fir school. I opened to mah profile to see that they misspelled mah frst name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WAS SHAVING OFF MY BAARD 4 THA FIRST TIMA IN A VARY LONG TIMA . I DACIDAD TO HAVA A LITTLA FUN WITH IT, AND SHAVAD MY BAARD FIRST INTO A GOATAA, THAN A HANDLA-BAR, THAN, FINALLY, INTO A HITLAR MUSTACHA . MY ALACTRIC RAZOR DIAS . I DON'T HAVA A NORMAL ONA OR AN AXTRA BATTARY . FML

#597085
108 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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