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  • Town/Country : Redwood, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1427
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily!

-- I'm fluent in sarcasm, sign language, and English!

-- I am extremely into nerds (weird, I know.)

-- Now a senior in an online high school

-- Living in Texas but from New York State (No, not the city, but the upstate part near the Canadian border where there's a lot of farm land!)

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- My favorites movies are The Wolf of Wall Street, any Batman movie, The Last House on the Left, The Heat, Forrest Gump, and Pitch Perfect 1 and 2.

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love all that good stuff.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow.

Go ahead, send me a message! Or don't, that's cool too! Continue on, loves! ✌🏼️👌🏼

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6838) - you deserved it (9283)

On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML


I agree, your life sucks (16571) - you deserved it (1063)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17162) - you deserved it (2239)

On 07/29/2015 at 9:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22174) - you deserved it (1424)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally hooked up with my longtime crush. I told all my friends about it, because of course I was really excited. Until later that night, when he texted me, telling me not to tell anyone what had happened, and that it was a one time deal. Oh, and right after that, he asked me for nudes. FML

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28172) - you deserved it (8537)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, while lifeguarding over children at work, I started thinking about my girlfriend and got a hard on. Before I realized it, I saved a kid and then hopped out of the pool next to a 5 year old in front of my managers and a little over 50 patrons with a raging boner. My HR meeting is tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25864) - you deserved it (6617)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by notacreep - United States (California)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25653) - you deserved it (2844)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2150)

On 07/06/2015 at 1:30am - intimacy - by I'm_Not_Interested - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. All the magic vanished when I kept queefing every time he thrust into me. We made it about 10 seconds before he broke down into hysterical laughter and lost his boner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27984) - you deserved it (3713)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:02am - intimacy - by alison (woman) - United States

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML


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On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24126) - you deserved it (3771)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29431) - you deserved it (1785)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

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