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Emi1y

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Emi1y

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1130
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily! Most people call me Emma!

-- I'm 16

-- Junior in high school

-- From Texas

-- Currently working at Abercrombie & Fitch

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- I've been dancing since I was 2

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love it all.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow. Hopefully I can get a long bow soon.


-- Don't ask for pics.. Really, don't even think about it.

Go ahead, message me! Or don't, that's cool too✌🏻

PSN: OhnoHEO
Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!w

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Fucked!<b>joshtapp</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Jamesfmled</b> - 14 hours ago<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:50pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:32pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 6:32am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:39pm<b>so_smooth</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:41am<b>Ac4life</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:54am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:06pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:34am<b>chillandfun</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:35pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:10pm<b>JaggthaGod</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:27am<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:49pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 11:04am<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 12:06am

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47948) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34491) - you deserved it (7158)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)



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