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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily! Most people call me Emma!

-- I'm 16

-- Junior in high school

-- From Texas

-- Currently working at Abercrombie & Fitch

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- I've been dancing since I was 2

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love it all.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow. Hopefully I can get a long bow soon.

-- Don't ask for pics.. Really, don't even think about it.

Go ahead, message me! Or don't, that's cool too✌️

Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!

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Liked!<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:06pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:34am<b>chillandfun</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:35pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:10pm<b>JaggthaGod</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:27am<b>iPixiee</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 9:49pm<b>Acerhawk</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 11:04am<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 12:06am<b>chrisstachon</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 4:09pm<b>Araj_Hs</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 6:20pm<b>UsernameTaken14</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 8:18pm<b>FreshToDeathEf</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 7:53pm<b>ford99</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 6:28am<b>dannyayala76</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:52am<b>lilcuz69</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 12:57pm<b>martini47</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 9:15pm<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 11:20pm

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Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from mah English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all mah pictures and tagging himself as mah breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47915) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up wit my nerdy appereance, I got my air saved off, oping for a Walter Wite kind of look. I didn't tink it was too bad, but not even an our later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a fresly circumcised penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34453) - you deserved it (7156)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

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