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  • Town/Country : Sugar Land, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1331
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily! Most people call me Emma!

-- I'm 16 (Almost 17!)

-- I'm fluent in sarcasm, sign language, and English!

-- Now a senior in an online high school

-- Living in Texas but from New York State (No, not the city, but the upstate part near the Canadian border where there's a lot of farm land!)

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- My favorites movies are The Wolf of Wall Street, any Batman movie, The Last House on the Left, The Heat, Forrest Gump, and Pitch Perfect 1 and 2.

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love all that good stuff.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow.

-- Don't ask for pics.. Really, don't even think about it.

Go ahead, send me a message! Or don't, that's cool too! Continue on, loves! ✌🏼️👌🏼

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24332) - you deserved it (5643)

On 06/04/2015 at 12:21pm - love - by NoMoreTacoBell - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was horny and was waiting for him at my place. 30 minutes later, he still hadn't arrived, so I called him and asked if he was coming. He replied "Already did, right into a kleenex." and hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28846) - you deserved it (3592)

On 06/04/2015 at 8:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29419) - you deserved it (3952)

On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29982) - you deserved it (2626)

On 06/02/2015 at 5:02pm - love - by Jrex89 (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29908) - you deserved it (2089)

On 06/02/2015 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36230) - you deserved it (7499)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

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