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Embodiedrelic53
  • Town/Country : Perdido, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52592) - you deserved it (3336)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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