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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 465
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About EmberEyes : Hi I'm Mary and I enjoy reading (Harry Potter FTW), playing video games (Skyrim all the way), and watching my favorite shows (Castle/MLP/Bravest Warriors/lots of other things). I spend a ton of time with my friends and have a job. Message me if you would like to chat! (Kik: mary_martha)

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EmberEyes's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28027) - you deserved it (3436)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

#20089182
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (5152)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21793) - you deserved it (6400)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14201) - you deserved it (56184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France



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