About EmberEyes : Hi I'm Mary and I enjoy reading (Harry Potter FTW), playing video games (Skyrim all the way), and watching my favorite shows (Castle/MLP/Bravest Warriors/lots of other things). I spend a ton of time with my friends and have a job. Message me if you would like to chat! (Kik: mary_martha)
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by Anonymous / 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
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by Anonymous / 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm / United States / Kids
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
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