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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6664
  • Number of comments : 630
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ElricMustang : Welcome to my evil lair! This is my thinking face. I can play a variety of instruments (self-taught), and sports as well as video games. I love food. Yes, that has to be pointed out. I also love long walks along Summoner's Rift and Hyrule Field, capturing powerful creatures with various types of balls, and killing Clickers with Ellie on my side. If you don't get the references, you aren't playing the right games. Feel free to message me if you want; I'm always up for a chat :P

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Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML


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On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML


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On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56331) - you deserved it (9043)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36187) - you deserved it (21785)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML


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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML


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On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43265) - you deserved it (4599)

On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15627) - you deserved it (65832)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30268) - you deserved it (2967)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from preschool. When I got there, I ran to give her a hug. She screamed and ran away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33333) - you deserved it (4331)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML


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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML


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On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

Today, I was taking care of a friend's hamster. Thinking the hamster wanted to make a bed, I put some cotton balls in his cage so he would be comfy. He promptly ate them and died. FML


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On 08/28/2010 at 12:56am - animals - by Kelli (woman) - United States (California)

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