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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6665
  • Number of comments : 630
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ElricMustang : Welcome to my evil lair! This is my thinking face. I can play a variety of instruments (self-taught), and sports as well as video games. I love food. Yes, that has to be pointed out. I also love long walks along Summoner's Rift and Hyrule Field, capturing powerful creatures with various types of balls, and killing Clickers with Ellie on my side. If you don't get the references, you aren't playing the right games. Feel free to message me if you want; I'm always up for a chat :P

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Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47237) - you deserved it (3549)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13566) - you deserved it (60060)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33329) - you deserved it (23779)

On 11/09/2011 at 4:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27404) - you deserved it (4068)

On 11/04/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Ariel_Mariaa - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45300) - you deserved it (4066)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, my best friend threw my football over a wall, so we hopped over to go and get it. Next thing we know, we're both surrounded by men pointing guns in our faces. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36263) - you deserved it (7090)

On 11/01/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45750) - you deserved it (9059)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27262) - you deserved it (3594)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37814) - you deserved it (6527) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32391) - you deserved it (5766)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40330) - you deserved it (3094)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43419) - you deserved it (4166)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23891) - you deserved it (69894)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37144) - you deserved it (2725)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58869) - you deserved it (9776)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

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