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ElricMustang

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ElricMustang

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5498
  • Number of comments : 621
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ElricMustang : Welcome to my evil lair! This is my thinking face. I can play a variety of instruments (self-taught), and sports as well as video games. I love food. Yes, that has to be pointed out. I also love long walks along Summoner's Rift and Hyrule Field, capturing powerful creatures with various types of balls, and killing Clickers with Ellie on my side. If you don't get the references, you aren't playing the right games. Feel free to message me if you want; I'm always up for a chat :P

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ElricMustang's favorite FMLs

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

#18014569
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43209) - you deserved it (8713)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:01am - intimacy - by imy - United States (Texas)

Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML

#17862767
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25314) - you deserved it (3411)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (6156) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29955) - you deserved it (5468)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38507) - you deserved it (2949)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41799) - you deserved it (4023)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22374) - you deserved it (67390)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

#17211287
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35170) - you deserved it (2572)

On 07/22/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by MailMaster (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (9337)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

#17080549
530 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (53870)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML

#16761354
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28849) - you deserved it (7416)

On 06/20/2011 at 10:59am - misc - by m2k (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53311) - you deserved it (8682)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (20316)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

#16168666
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (116318) - you deserved it (16461)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML

#15426482
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48899) - you deserved it (27552)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)



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