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ElricMustang

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ElricMustang

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6292
  • Number of comments : 630
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ElricMustang : Welcome to my evil lair! This is my thinking face. I can play a variety of instruments (self-taught), and sports as well as video games. I love food. Yes, that has to be pointed out. I also love long walks along Summoner's Rift and Hyrule Field, capturing powerful creatures with various types of balls, and killing Clickers with Ellie on my side. If you don't get the references, you aren't playing the right games. Feel free to message me if you want; I'm always up for a chat :P

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Visits<b>Leucippus</b> - yesterday at 1:14pm<b>koganti</b> - yesterday at 7:41am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:06am<b>Death_The_Kid15</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 8:27pm<b>ag04</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 5:17pm<b>blueawesomeness</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:26am<b>gunnerette</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 7:52am<b>ACTIONbl00dROCK</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 11:36am<b>LeenYa</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 9:49am<b>rroyma24</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 1:39am<b>saymynamess</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:00am<b>yogbeer</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:01am<b>theswanlake</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 3:49pm<b>jayemerald17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 12:54am<b>WordBea</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:21pm<b>Accurate_Vision</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 9:15am<b>scshinobi</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 12:48am<b>adelaine782002</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:06pm

Fucked!<b>Death_The_Kid15</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 2:27am<b>gunnerette</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 1:53pm<b>LeenYa</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 3:49pm<b>yogbeer</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 8:01am<b>jayemerald17</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 6:54am<b>MetalRemedy</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 5:41pm<b>Lozolol</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 5:03am<b>coraline123c</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:31pm<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 9:10am<b>skiddymarker</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 4:40am<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 11/26/2014 at 11:11am<b>Ghastly</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 4:20am<b>LadyLelan</b> - the 05/13/2014 at 3:34pm

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ElricMustang's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

#21442016
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38822) - you deserved it (1953)

On 07/15/2015 at 11:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a week after my miscarriage, my little sister thought it appropriate to wrap her belt around her neck and scream, "Hey look, it's your baby!" FML

#21438976
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39353) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/09/2015 at 10:38am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

#21428714
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (3705)

On 06/19/2015 at 6:21pm - misc - by baberuth - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27002) - you deserved it (11190)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

#21341221
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30524) - you deserved it (4275)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm - kids - by frozenpoo - United States

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
113 comments

Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML

#21309415
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48470) - you deserved it (13603)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML

#21306286
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38393) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/26/2014 at 3:45pm - misc - by void bowels() { cry(); } (man) - United Kingdom (Caerphilly)

Today, I was selling winter-themed cookies at my university. I cheerfully asked a girl if she would like to buy cookies to support peer tutoring. Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31902) - you deserved it (3572)

On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31805) - you deserved it (3603)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

#21297408
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44269) - you deserved it (3865)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33421) - you deserved it (3947)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

#21244858
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45388) - you deserved it (8077)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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