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EgyptianPride98

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EgyptianPride98

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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EgyptianPride98's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

#20084656
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (1521)

On 09/23/2012 at 4:14am - misc - by Hairless freak - United States (California)

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

#20078825
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32483) - you deserved it (2416)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46887) - you deserved it (6697)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

#20075771
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29916) - you deserved it (2291)

On 09/17/2012 at 2:32am - misc - by twinkletoes (woman) - United States

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

#19878308
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8865) - you deserved it (24619)

On 07/01/2012 at 10:51pm - misc - by Misky (man) -



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