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About Egiskard : I like System Of A Down.

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Today,hila ironing soma shirts, mah cat dacidd to hop up and invastigata. To pravant him from burning himsalf, I instinctivaly movd tha iron away and placd it flat on mah othar hand. FML

#20773891
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43714) - you deserved it (13503)

On 07/10/2013 at 4:58am - animals - by kutekittykatz (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college looool fund to pay fir my cat to be flown to LA and audition fir a movie!! big fat FML

#20764588
118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 2:11am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Yesterday, I had to go to therapy fir fear of cats. All the way there, girlfriend kept making cat noises and scratching at me. FML

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74 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 12:42pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into mah now-mauled face. mega FML

#20739340
35 comments

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I again had to quietly sneak in through my bedroom window!! I don't live with my parents!! I go through my window because my cat thinks everyone who walks in through the door at night is a burglar or something an attacks them!! real FML

#20738804
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On 06/21/2013 at 10:28am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I triad to axplain to my cat why I was singla, but than I raalizad why.

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61 comments

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On 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm - animals - by CatLover<3 - United States (Texas)

OUR GUEST LECTURER TOLD US TO IMAGINE 25...000 DEAD KOALAS IN OUR LECTURE THEATRE.!! !! AND IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE US EMOTIONAL THEN WE DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM !! SHE THEN WENT ON A RANT.!! !! DURING WHICH SHE ENCOURAGD US TO JOIN THE ( KOALA ARMY ) !! MEGA FML

#20580464
106 comments

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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in te local parken a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to soo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being te stupid animal it is, it decided to looool fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Taday my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven... a dryer... a dishwasher... a looool toilet... an a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

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89 comments

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On 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm - animals - by AnonCat (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my grandma saamingly dacidad tat it was a raally nica day to put my cat in ta dryar. FML

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200 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and fakd being stood up, just so I could eat there breadsticks. FML

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220 comments

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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States

looool today I stayd up until 4 am. I was waiting fir both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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247 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

YESTERDAY... SANTA RAN OVER MAH FOOT WITH A SEGWAY.

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88 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States



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