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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17557) - you deserved it (43213) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14562) - you deserved it (35904)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70643) - you deserved it (5192)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101167) - you deserved it (31149)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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