About EdenCrystal : Hi, I'm EdenCrystal, and I have very strong views, perfect for FML(Haha). Kind of a grammar nazi, but no interventions yet! I try to be witty and enjoy being a part of the FML community. I look forward to future commenting, feel free to message me!
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by jennythezebra / 06/03/2014 at 6:02pm / United Kingdom (Croydon) / Work
Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML
by jlmed / 06/02/2014 at 7:10pm / Colombia (Valle del Cauca) / Miscellaneous
by mathesonn / 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm / United States (New York) / Work
by chocochoco / 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy
by fuckmyplums / 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm / Austria (Salzburg) / Work
Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML
by ... / 02/07/2014 at 3:30pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by vin_dex / 12/05/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by myheadhurts / 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm / United Kingdom (Havering) / Work
by lovehurts / 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
by BetrayedGirl / 01/13/2010 at 7:40am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, while walking to class enjoying the warmer weather, a bee flew down my shirt. I'm allergic to bees so I freaked out and started ripping my clothes off. By the time I was done, I was half naked and there was no bee in sight. Turns out, it was the string on my jacket hood. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2009 at 2:45pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
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