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EdenCrystal
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About EdenCrystal : Hi, I'm EdenCrystal, and I have very strong views, perfect for FML(Haha). Kind of a grammar nazi, but no interventions yet! I try to be witty and enjoy being a part of the FML community. I look forward to future commenting, feel free to message me!

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Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML

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On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

#21054451
98 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I worked up the nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Today is also the day I found out my boss has a shitlist of employees he wants to fire, and that I'm now on it. FML

#21053635
49 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 6:47pm - work - by fuckmyplums (man) - Austria (Salzburg)

Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

#21053454
116 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 3:30pm - health - by ... - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesses when someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." By whom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

#20954433
93 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that, although I have the same job title and complete the same work as my male colleagues, I get paid 15% less, purely because I'm a girl. FML

#20939397
248 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 6:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#20920034
133 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML

#20912722
115 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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On 01/13/2010 at 7:40am - love - by BetrayedGirl (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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