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Ebola

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39764
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML

#21418416
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29595) - you deserved it (4540)

On 05/31/2015 at 3:06am - intimacy - by bonehead69 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML

#21418362
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25735) - you deserved it (11541)

On 05/31/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

#21418098
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (4526)

On 05/30/2015 at 2:53pm - money - by broke and hungry - United States (New Jersey)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML

#21417945
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23106) - you deserved it (2363)

On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

#21417917
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32483) - you deserved it (2833)

On 05/30/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

#21417834
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (1806)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized that a classmate and I have the same glasses. To prove it, I tried bending his glasses, since mine are flexible and can bend. I snapped his glasses in half. FML

#21417809
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12372) - you deserved it (35464)

On 05/29/2015 at 10:31pm - misc - by smartass - United States (Texas)

Today, on my second day as a lifeguard, I locked myself out of the pool. My angry guests and I had to wait for 45 minutes for my manager to arrive and unlock the gate. FML

#21417788
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23863) - you deserved it (5190)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm - work - by explosivepeach - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML

#21417667
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15270) - you deserved it (23464)

On 05/29/2015 at 4:15pm - health - by not a kiddy fiddler really (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML

#21417642
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26443) - you deserved it (2412)

On 05/29/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

#21417626
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (2107)

On 05/29/2015 at 2:28pm - love - by probably single (man) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

#21417560
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28895) - you deserved it (3693)

On 05/29/2015 at 11:05am - love - by GlueAndCarrots - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

#21417526
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30122) - you deserved it (7837)

On 05/29/2015 at 9:04am - love - by Headless (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was on the train going to work when my travel tea cup began spilling inside my purse, which was on my lap. It went all over my skirt, pooled at the bottom of my feet, and, yes, everyone notice that it happened to be piss-colored yellow. FML

#21417508
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (3967)

On 05/29/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Great (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend made me a coupon book. I thought it was sweet until I noticed they were all conditional. For example; "Give your boyfriend a blowjob and he'll give you a 10 minute back massage!". They're all like that and he's mad because I refuse to use them. FML

#21417382
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28517) - you deserved it (2914)

On 05/28/2015 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by shmoooopie (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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