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by DrumrollPlease / 03/10/2016 at 8:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, a student came out to me, saying that she thinks she's gay. This has happened several times since I have taught here, which made me wonder why they were comfortable telling me. Turns out being a single, childless woman of my age screams "lesbian" to this particular community. I'm not. FML
by phalangesenfuego / 03/10/2016 at 9:07am / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I gave my boss a ride home from work. I had my phone on hands-free mode, so all calls would come through on speaker. I got a call from the new job I was applying at, with my boss listening to each word. FML
by SoGoodAtLife / 03/09/2016 at 2:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I received a full tuition scholarship to my ideal university in the mail. This would be perfect, except I sent an email to the college 2 days earlier, informing them that I couldn't attend because of financial concerns. FML
by AllyK_shawol / 03/09/2016 at 1:55pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/09/2016 at 8:52am / Madagascar / Work
Today, a shifty customer came in to my store and was hanging around for about 30 minutes. Apparently, he took that time to put religiously-motivated anti-abortion notes into each and every pair of socks. In the following hours, I had 17 angry returns and was personally threatened twice. FML
by socknotes / 03/08/2016 at 11:02pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Work
by shart / 03/08/2016 at 9:48pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Thanks Trump / 03/08/2016 at 5:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by estrelladam / 03/08/2016 at 3:52pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Money
Today, an attractive woman sat beside me at the doctor's office. Unfortunately, on my other side was my senile old uncle who can't control his bowels, and after a few uncontrollable farts, she was on the other side of the room. FML
by thanksgrandpa / 03/08/2016 at 3:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Calluna / 03/08/2016 at 10:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, we were notified that our office will be relocated. Employees can tag along but their wages will not be adjusted accordingly. The cost of living at the new place is way higher. I have to finish my contract and really can't afford to not have a job right now. FML
by chappedchap / 03/07/2016 at 5:47pm / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Work
by angrystudent / 03/07/2016 at 5:47pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/07/2016 at 2:00pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad posted on Facebook, apologizing to anyone he'd texted the night before. He said he'd gotten wasted and didn't mean anything he said. So much for that first ever "I'm proud of you" then. FML
by gayvsgay / 03/06/2016 at 10:31am / Germany (Saarland) / Intimacy