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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML

Today, I found out all six classes I'm taking have finals on the same day. This is my first semester in college. FML


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On 10/27/2015 at 6:28am - misc - by CollegeKid (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found a crying little kid alone in a park. I walked around with him for a bit to try to find his parents. When I found his dad, all he did was take the kid and menacingly leer at me until I left. FML

Today, after finishing a bottle and a half of pure cranberry juice to flush my bladder for a possible infection, I've been spewing liquid shits all day, my asshole burns and it hurts to sit. FML


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On 10/26/2015 at 12:42am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML


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On 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I learned that the only way to get my boyfriend to respond to me is through nudes. FML

Today, I walked into my living room to find my housemate sitting on the couch, bollock naked, trimming his pubes with scissors. He's surprised I have an issue with this. FML


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On 10/22/2015 at 9:19pm - misc - by WellGroomed (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my boyfriend of one year and seven months left me for not wanting to have a baby yet. I'm seventeen years old. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 10:52pm - love - by kaitiem224 - United States (Kansas)

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm - kids - by thanks sis - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 8:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 7:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML


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On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my blind date tried to sell me a vacuum. I bought it. FML

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