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Ebola

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About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

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Today my dad spent 30 minutes incorrectly correcting me about our legal system. He thinks he knows more than me cuz he's been divorced twice. I'm a lawyer. FML

#21376903
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136) - you deserved it (5)

On 03/18/2015 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY I CAME HOME FROM A CRAZY COSTUME PARTY AN TOOK A HOT SHOWER. WHEN I OPENED EYES AN SAW THE WATER RUNNING FROM HEAD WAS BLOODY, I FREAKED OUT AN CALLED FRIEND FOR HELP. SHE HAD TO REMIND ME THAT FOR THE PARTY, I'D COLOURED HAIR RED WITH WASHABLE HAIR DYE. FML

#21376371
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22678) - you deserved it (15241)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, my boss insisted I go in front of him up the stairs. Out of respect, I insisted he go first. After a few seconds of back and forth insisting, he went. The reason he wanted me to go first was because he had to fart. looool I inhaled the raunchy gas for over three flights of stairs. FML

#21376143
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25715) - you deserved it (12)

On 03/17/2015 at 2:12am - work - by Boss Troubles - United States (California)

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33130) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , mah dad turnd up drunk to an intervention 4 mah brother's drug addiction . FML

#21375677
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (2169)

On 03/16/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by not a jesse pinkman joke (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today I moved in with mah boyfriend. The frst thing he did was hand me a paper containing listed rules he expects me to follow. When I asked if it was a joke he promptly pointed to number 7 on the list ( Cleanliness is not a joke ). FML

yesterday I met my boyfriend's parents for te first time. I tougt everyting went well, until I got a text from im later saying, "Come on mom, se isn't THAT bad." FML

#21375407
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29549) - you deserved it (2135)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:10am - love - by anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hila having sax with my boyfriand, soma homalas looool parson cama up to tha window and startad doing a voica-ovar. fat FML

#21374736
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84) - you deserved it (9509)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that looool I forgot how to use the key to mah front door . But I knew how to break a window, get into mah lockd basement, an unlock the basement door with mah front door's key . FML

#21374433
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22595) - you deserved it (15231)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, I Workd Up Tha Couraga To Tall Mah Grlfriand That I Lova Har . Sha Mada A Faca Lyk Sha'd Just Suckd On A Lamon An Said "Um.. . Yay, I Guass...?" An Awkwardly Laft Tha Room . Raal FML

#21374314
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30272) - you deserved it (2512)

On 03/14/2015 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today,hat my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28905) - you deserved it (6425)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today , While On A Date , I Desperately Let Out A Stealth Fart In My Date's Car!! I Didn't Have The Nerve To Own Up To It , Even As He Started Panicking An Thinking The Smell Was Coming From His Engine!! FML

#21374172
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (7108)

On 03/14/2015 at 12:27am - misc - by thecarisfine (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast . I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful . Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth .

#21374137
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30883) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:27pm - misc - by Eddy (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I tried to boycott an 80's theme party by wearing regular clothes. Everyone said they loved costume. FML

#21373989
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24418) - you deserved it (17418)

On 03/13/2015 at 6:39pm - misc - by jking2z (man) - United States



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