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by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Foolish / 07/18/2016 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Love
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work
by Dlpnlvr85 / 07/10/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by BaconGirl / 07/08/2016 at 2:00am / Work
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Mnm54312 / 07/04/2016 at 3:19am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
by Anonymous / 06/30/2016 at 4:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, a week after dropping my car off for the third time in a month at the dealership because of…
- Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he… Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans… Today, my boyfriend asked how I could go to the bathroom and leave my tampon in at the same time. …