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Ebola
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 11/27/2016 at 7:21am<b>BlueAlpaca</b> - the 11/07/2016 at 1:53am<b>lutessiarose</b> - the 10/18/2016 at 7:45pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 09/01/2016 at 2:05am<b>akgirl29</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 2:10am<b>snw1984</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 10:18am<b>Benpie</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 3:39am<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 1:44pm<b>mercumorr</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:29pm<b>booman342</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 10:08am<b>JuzReading</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 11:24pm<b>alexishbu</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 11:55am<b>marinade18</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 11:13am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 11:16am<b>viktoria3</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 11:34am<b>hfudge</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 10:53am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 10:30am<b>kylie31</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 4:26pm

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Today, at work I did inventory with my boss. He did the top shelves and I did the bottom ones. By the end, my knees were dirty and sore. I went home and my roommate asked me how my day went. I absent-mindedly said, "My boss had me on my knees all day." He hasn't stopped laughing. FML

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

by PeedMaPants / 08/15/2016 at 8:04pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Work

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

by TheHeirofTime / 08/15/2016 at 11:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to the sound of my cat knocking things over. It wasn't until my boyfriend sat upright and checked, that I realized it actually wasn't our cat, but my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend trying to get into our second-story window. This isn't the first time she's done this. FML

by WendigogoAway / 08/15/2016 at 5:46am / United States (Ohio) / Love

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Today, I was told I'll need a hysterectomy. I'm barely 22. My doctor said "You probably wanted kids, huh? That's gonna be rough!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2016 at 10:10am / Serbia / Health

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

by Funyearahead / 08/08/2016 at 8:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML

by Torvaltz / 08/07/2016 at 4:31am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML

by snazz23 / 08/05/2016 at 11:58am / United States (Texas) / Love

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Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

by Redhottt6 / 08/04/2016 at 9:24pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML

by I guess not / 08/02/2016 at 9:24am / Love

Today, my boss signed and sent me back my timesheet. He named the PDF file "Timeshit". Now I don't know whether he's terrible at spelling, or just expressed his view of my job. FML

by Moose / 08/02/2016 at 7:18am / Poland / Work

Today, I was talking with my girlfriend. We both have family issues, so we'd agreed to open up to each other today. Turns out I'm dating my cousin. FML

Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML

by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML

by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy