Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ebola

Online | Search for a member

Ebola

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32124
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ebola : I never know what to write.

26 years old

Undergrad in biochem
Masters in biotechnology

I'm a research scientist

Ebola's page activity

Visits<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - 24 hours ago<b>Munchieplig</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:12am<b>Suavesabs</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:21pm<b>ThatOtherMegan</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 11:10am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:12am<b>perfect_insanity</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 1:16pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 10:48am<b>1Personation</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:32am<b>spatula232</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 12:19am<b>cutycat136</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 11:40pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 2:43am<b>iAlissa</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 11:23pm<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:11pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 12:17am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:36pm<b>herpderpcx</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 9:00pm<b>keithsbooty</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 6:27pm

Fucked!<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 9:05am<b>WeChaseClouds</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:11am<b>Purplesinger</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:36am<b>TiggyBonkers</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 11:23pm

Ebola's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of Ebola's badges

Ebola's favorite FMLs

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16391) - you deserved it (30811)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

#21389862
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22073) - you deserved it (15776)

On 04/08/2015 at 6:52am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (4655)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

#21389255
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16372) - you deserved it (40412)

On 04/07/2015 at 12:19pm - love - by NotALuckyGuy - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ripped my stitches while taking a shit. FML

#21389247
101 comments

Today, I went to buy some makeup. As I was checking out, the cashier said, "You're going to need more than that to cover up that face." FML

#21389237
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32746) - you deserved it (2527)

On 04/07/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by f my lifw - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML

#21388731
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24826) - you deserved it (4615)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

#21388711
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29172) - you deserved it (1851)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by therewasnocurtain - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

#21388704
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25574) - you deserved it (1586)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by tee - United States (Missouri)

Today, I spent my last $50 to get a ticket to take my daughter out for a nice birthday dinner tonight. It wasn't until after I purchased it that I realized the restaurant isn't even open on Mondays. FML

#21388611
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26078) - you deserved it (4722)

On 04/06/2015 at 12:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw one one of my cat's hairs on my sweatpants and wanted to remove it. It wasn't a cat hair, but a pubic hair that has found its way through my panties and sweatpants while being still attached to me. FML

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30715) - you deserved it (3264)

On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

#21388006
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29574) - you deserved it (3289)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:38am - misc - by tardspawn (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML

#21387949
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30380) - you deserved it (2735)

On 04/05/2015 at 8:27am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a date over for the first time since I moved out. I made a beautiful dinner… for one of us. I'm so used to cooking for just myself that I only made one serving. FML

#21387713
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26560) - you deserved it (9395)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:44pm - love - by :/ - United States (Connecticut)



FML's blog

  • Elaillce's illustrated FML
  • So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're supposed to talk to people? OK, I know nothing about sports and teams, but I…

Friday 17 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: