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by Anonymous / 07/22/2016 at 1:17pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was told that the $8,500 bill for my new water well grew to $11,000 because of a fair amount of overtime. I learned that the men I hired to drill the new well at our home were spending the overtime drilling my daughter as well. FML
by loserman67 / 07/18/2016 at 8:04am / Intimacy
by DidNotExpectThat / 07/18/2016 at 3:30am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Foolish / 07/18/2016 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Love
by Not true / 07/17/2016 at 10:56pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/17/2016 at 9:02pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
by ihatebeingacashier / 07/11/2016 at 5:06pm / Work
by Dlpnlvr85 / 07/10/2016 at 2:43pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by BaconGirl / 07/08/2016 at 2:00am / Work
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
by ZeldaovaPeach / 07/05/2016 at 8:44am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Mnm54312 / 07/04/2016 at 3:19am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
- Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom… Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.… Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week.…